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Fortune Cookies 500

some new, some from the vaults

  • Watch out for Snakes
  • Don’t wear Orange.
  • The Universe is saying “no”
  • Go back to bed.
  • Don’t cross the street this March
  • What were you thinking?
  • Break your own Rules, and they break you
  • once bitten twice shy, babe
  • opportunity knocks you down
  • mediocrity is key
  • Beware of men in capes
  • Prosperity lies on a different Path
  • Bubbles is the girl next door
  • you will prosper in the field of podiatry
  • don’t trust the Person sitting to your left
  • you left the oven on
  • You will cry when you spill the milk
  • Beware the Ides of October
  • You’re making the wrong decision
  • Go back
  • Don’t stop believing
  • the answer is…i don’t know
  • To throw away life, eat blowfish (that one’s not mine)
  • always have an eye out for new careers

7/31/08: more from the homefront

One Response to “Fortune Cookies 500”

  1. Adam Says:

    Never trust a man with two first names.

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