some new, some from the vaults
- Watch out for Snakes
- Don’t wear Orange.
- The Universe is saying “no”
- Go back to bed.
- Don’t cross the street this March
- What were you thinking?
- Break your own Rules, and they break you
- once bitten twice shy, babe
- opportunity knocks you down
- mediocrity is key
- Beware of men in capes
- Prosperity lies on a different Path
- Bubbles is the girl next door
- you will prosper in the field of podiatry
- don’t trust the Person sitting to your left
- you left the oven on
- You will cry when you spill the milk
- Beware the Ides of October
- You’re making the wrong decision
- Go back
- Don’t stop believing
- the answer is…i don’t know
- To throw away life, eat blowfish (that one’s not mine)
- always have an eye out for new careers
7/31/08: more from the homefront

September 16th, 2008 at 8:43 am
Never trust a man with two first names.